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Sunday, August 7, 2011

How to be a super lazy person.

There are many key points to being a lazy person, and it has taken me all day to get to the computer and open this tab to compile them. This is doing lazy correctly. I have succeeded; I am a lazy person.

1. Don't do anything. Nothing. For a long time.

2. Sit a lot.

3. Even better, lay a lot.

4. Sleep. A LOT.

5. Don't put on clothes or do laundry.

6. Eat, but nothing that requires effort. Cereal right out of the box is good.

I think that's it.
Here you have it, folks who desire to be lazy. Stop being productive and having fun and doing things with your life! Just stop and do nothing. Woohoo laziness!

2 comments:

  1. i'm so lazy. all i do is nothing. and facebook. this summer i worked, but that was basically the only productive thing i did. i didn't even blog.

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  2. WHY DID YOU STALK ME TO WRITE THIS?!

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